Warning: MAJOR spoilage. As in - here is the entire plot. ONLY view this if you are interested in critiquing the storyline and don't mind if secrets are revealed before you read the story.

( Episode II - Rise of the Twin Suns )
( Episode III: The Clone War )

Just general questions, ponderings and rants, and a few ideas that actually pertain to the story.  WARNING: major spoilers.  Do NOT read if you want to be surprised as the story unfolds.

Okay, for anyone who thought Episode COULD have been a good movie, here is your hope for the future.

This is a fan edit of Episode I, which removes all the horrible-ness (the badly lip-synched Neimodians, Jar-Jar's retarded personality, the fucking MEDICHLORIANS, and the overly-long and tedious podrace)

It also tightens up almost all of the dialogue and makes the movie MUCH more watchable.

If you've got High Speed and like Star Wars, you owe it to yourself to check out

Star Wars Episode I: Balance of the Force

This is the 'canon' I will be using to base my Episode II off of, because fuck if I don't hate medichlorians.

But possibly my favorite thing about this is how they 'fixed' Jar-Jar.  I wouldn't call him a good character, but he's not as unbelievably intolerable.  Plus, I absolutely LOVE the backstory they gave the Naboo and the Gungans, it makes the parade at the end MUCH more significant.  I actually got goosebumps!

CHECK IT OUT!!!